Yes, his last name really is Onions, and in case you didn’t know, here are the latest puns from cricket media outlets:
1. “Onions peels through West Indies,” Cricinfo. (SoulLBW takes issue with this headline.)
2. “Onions makes Windies weep,” Andrew Miller, Cricinfo.
3. “Onions really cuts the mustard,” Vic Marks, The Guardian.
4. “String of Onions,” The Sun (with hilarious picture).
There’s a load more in this article here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2009/may/08/graham-onions-england-west-indies-headlines
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Onions bahjis through the Aussies
England relish Onions, he’s mustard….
England spring Onions on the Aussies
Aussie batsmen unable to slice (or cut) Onions
Onions sets the standard
Onions seed doubts in Aussie batsmen
Aussie batsmen are tripe against Onions
Aussies make meal of Onions
Cook with Onions – they make Aussies stew….