Posted in September 2008

Against Instant Replay: A Paean To The Umpire

Regular readers of this blog know that I’m a moderate traditionalist when it comes to the technology debate in the game. There are a few reasons for that, not least that I couldn’t buy into the collective rage that descended India during the Sydney Test fiasco (a.k.a. “Bucknor-Gate”). 

There are other factors involved too, of course: Continue reading

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Andrew Symonds Discovers His Softer Side?

What on earth is going on in Australian cricket? Perhaps there’s a drawback to holding the champion position so long, when their best cricketers appear to suffer all sorts of mental breakdowns. First it was Shaun Tait, though that was not as big news because, deep down, we all know fast bowlers — especially ridiculously fast ones like Tait — are inherently crazy. 

But now, Symonds? And what’s this about a fishing trip? And him possibly not wanting to come back to cricket? Uncle J Rod, on one of his hi-tech podcasts, spent about 3 minutes repeating the “F” word, and then dwelling in some deep conspiracy theories (he smells an arrest). But it seems that, despite enjoying massive support from the public, Symonds does not have a similar status inside his own dressing room, from where all sorts of bad names have come out in the last week about him.

Not to take too much fun in another man’s misfortune, but this is a bit of fun for me. Continue reading

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Seinfeld Does Cricket

This American Express ad is quite good, especially because it surprisingly features cricket and Jerry Seinfeld. Together. No joke.

Watch the 1990s absurdist comedian get caught behind and then unacceptably display dissent (I see a fine on the way). 

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Walking Back From The Pavillion

Excuse my very spotty posting of late; August is vacation-time in America, and even though I’m a student without any immediate hope for employment, I went on vacation. To South Africa. Which is very, very far away.

Much seems to have happened: India keep slipping in Tests, even as they ascend in ODIs. It’s a puzzling situation, but also a deeply political one. Mickey Arthur, South Africa’s coach-cum-provocateur, praised India’s strategy of “one country, two teams” recently, but it’s hardly a product of thought. Think back to the roots of the problem: we have on the one hand an aging group of superstars, very able but also very old. Greg Chappell arrives on the scene, quickly diagnoses the problem, and tries to infuse youth into the dying corpse. He leaves in disgrace, but most in power seem to agree with him.

But what are they to do? If they get rid of, say, Ganguly — as they tried to, and eventually did under Greg — protests and furies result. If they leave the gang in there, they watch as fielding suffers, as well as running between the wickets and just plain oomph. So, we have a compromise: Dravid and company are driven off the main stage, which, as far as I can tell, only Ganguly seems to resent. 

The two paths, however, also appear to be converging again. India haven’t played their best in Test cricket (which, for most in the public, doesn’t really matter), drawing against South Africa at home (quelle scandale!) and losing horribly to Sri Lanka away. It looks like the series against Australia will be the final hurrah for many in the team, with Kumble — out of form, and apparently out of touch — bound to head off.

Of course, predictions are never wise. Who else would have thought that Kevin Pietersen’s England would almost be on the verge of reaching No. 2 in ODIs? Who knew England even knew how to play ODIs? I’ll talk a bit more about rankings later, but for now, let me just say: a strong India, a strong England, and a strong Australia — that’s the right axis of cricket.

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