I have little respect for Andrew Symonds, mostly because he is far too talented for his ridiculously shaggy hair and clown-white lips. Still, you have to hand it to any Australia player: when they are motivated, they are at their worst (or best, depending on which side you’re on). Reacting to the wonderfully outsized celebrations that the Indian team were given on their return to Mumbai (thank God I was not on the Sahar highway just then), Symonds is all fired up:
“Something has been sparked inside of me, watching them carry on over the last few days,” Symonds told AAP. “We have had a very successful side and I think watching how we celebrate and how they celebrate, I think we have been pretty humble in the way we have gone about it.”
I agree with Symonds, but I don’t. Let’s start with why I don’t: Continue reading




